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Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 11:08:05 GMT

forget it

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Sat, 13 Sep 2008 14:54:54 GMT

heard round our house...(but not really)

setting: rewab2 & friend "wackygirl" at mall...

wackygirl: I wanna show you something, it's really cool! close your eyes.

rewab2: ok

rewab2 closes eyes and hears wackygirl running away.

ah, too bad i missed it!

Friday, September 12, 2008

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 11:40:29 GMT

heard round our house...

rewab2: peanut butter goes against everything i believe in.

it's...it's...it's the Anti-Ali.

it's like my cryptonite.

if it's near me i'll die!

that and cucumbers.

guess what we're having for dinner (snicker~snicker~snort~snort)

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 15:10:53 GMT

heard round our house...

me: why does your nose itch so horridly when you have a cold?

emperor: hmmm....i don't know.

me: you're supposed to know everything.

emperor: in that case...i can't tell you, it's classified.

me: and if you tell me you'll have to kill me. and you can't do that cause then you'd be stuck becasue you aren't allowed to do the laundry.

emperor: exactly.

guess i'll never know now.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:32:23 GMT

heard round our house...

Rewab1: it's friday night.

Me: (singing) and i ain't got nobody, i got some money cause i just got paid, oh how i wish i had someone to talk to (starts laughing)

(Emperor & Rewab1 stare at me)

Me: Sorry, i was just thinking about something that happened on Friends.

Rewab1: mom laughs to the strange rhythms in her head.

it's true.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 05:51:33 GMT

heard round our house, fav...

Emperor: I really hate to ask this, it being Christmas and all. But is that your hand grenade or ours?

(i could explain. no, really.)

Marx Brothers quote for today:
Shhh, don't wake him up! He's got insomnia, he's trying to sleep it off. ~Chico, A Night AtThe Opera.

Friday, August 01, 2008

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:26:55 GMT

heard round our house while the Emperor and a Rewab were making dinner:

Just give it a stir and leave it to God.

hmmm....makes me think twice about eating.

voodoo dolls

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 00:56:16 GMT

my head is pounding.

can whoever has that voodoo doll of me please stop crushing my head?

and the hot molten alcohol dipped needles that you periodically stab in said doll, can it just stop?

quote for the day:
that's a cow, right babe? ~ a family member who shall remain anonymous for understandable reasons.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:45:29 GMT

i don't wish to throw stones at anyone...

i'm buried under my own pile of rocks as it is.

quote for today:
Go with the hunch of a man whose brain is fueled by lemons? ~ Arthur Dent, Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.

Thursday, May 08, 2008

Thu, 08 May 2008 22:18:30 GMT

heard round our house...

Rewab1: she's "your" mother.

Rewab2: well she was "your" mother first.

Me: hey, i can hear you people.

Rewabs1&2: we love you mommy.

Me: creeps.

and all because i burst into their room singing "basketball jones".

kids.

they're just like men.

can't live without them.

can't duct tape them, lock them in the closet and blare Barry Manilow at them.